steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

iamanafricanprincess:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

this is why coke beats pepsi

pomegranateman:

I fell asleep for four hours and apparently I’m done. Now eating Oreo yay :)

Tag your fucking porn please

dayglobetty:

This gif set will never get old, ever.

theonefandom:

A lone man walks down the street.  There are people around him, but they do not greet him.  He reaches inside his jacket pocket and turns on a small hidden speaker.  This song is playing.

It resonates through the streets, echoing off the cold, hardened stone.  All around him, people begin to take notice.  They murmur to themselves, gesturing at him.  Then suddenly, a young woman falls into step behind the man.  She doesn’t say anything.  She just follows him.

Embolden by the girl, more people begin to follow the man.  They walk down the street completely in sync with one another.  As they move through the city, they distinguish themselves from the crowd.  Some clip on bowties.  Some don fezes.  Most carry small metal cylinders gleaming with light that pierces the darkness.

Where they are going, no one knows.  The crowd is filled with whispers now, “The Whovians are on the march,” they say.

It isn’t long before the Whovians reach an intersection and they are joined by two similar mobs.  They bear the markings of Supernatural and Sherlock.  The big three unite and continue walking, taking strength from one another in one united fandom.

In the distance, they can see a large open plain on the outside of the city.  There is another army there—waiting for them.  They can feel the evil in the air, but no one is afraid.  They are united.

More fandoms join the mix.  Shadowhunters emerge from the shadows with various knives in hand.  Potterheads break from the crowd, holding their wands overhead.  Tributes form packed groups and weave in and out of the group with a hunter’s tread.  A legion of half-bloods appears on a side street and marches along, all following the Whovian leader.

Thousands of fanguys and fangirls stand together in the plain, facing down the forces of darkness.  These are the people who have judged them for their loves.  These are the people who have tormented book lovers and laughed at their pain.  These are the shadowy forces of darkness that plague our world.

The Whovian leader looks back at his followers, and with a breath, shouts “ALLONS-Y!”

A rage fills the entire army and they surge forward, rushing at their hated enemies.  At first, the struggle is difficult as most engage in hand-to-hand combat with the shadowy demons.  Then, a miracle happens.

The blessing of the One Fandom comes upon the army and suddenly, all the stories are true.  Wands blaze with spells, seraph blades shine with angelic power, and half-bloods are identified by glowing marks.  

Because they defended their fandoms at their weakest point, the fandoms now bless them in return.  The battle intensifies as the One Fandom utilizes its newfound power.  

Unfortunately, it isn’t enough.  The forces of darkness never tire and keep rising from the ground no matter how many times they are slain.  Many fandomites are wounded and some are dead.

But the blessing is not complete.  

On the horizon, people begin to appear—from nothingness.  Shrieks run through the battlefield as the army of the One Fandom realizes what’s happening.  The characters are coming to life.  Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Jace Herondale—all of the beloved characters join the battle.

Finally, a blue police box materializes directly on top of the enemy leader.  The Doctor steps out, and there is silence on the battlefield.  He looks down at the Whovian leader and says, “Well done.”

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

just-some-random-nobody:

shiplaughloveeveryday:

thorinoferebor:

pandaaaz:

stormtrooper2112:

pandaaaz:

I highly doubt all the people that liked/ reblogged this are vegan. 

I don’t need to be a vegan or vegetarian to be against animal cruelty. I don’t beat my meat before I eat it.

Actually, you do need to be vegan to be against animal cruelty. You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan. 

Wow, says who? You?

“You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan.” oh really?

Is this a joke?

Just fuck off.

excuse me .(before i say this i dont care what your lifestyle choise is just that you stop being an arse about it) just because you are a vegan does NOT mean you are better than anyone else! if (the unfertilised therefore containing no living animal) eggs are not taken away from the chickens they will rot and cause the chickens to get ill and will attract insects, if cows are not milked enough then their udders start to ache and they get ill. almost all slaughterhouses kill their animals as painlessly as they can and i realise not all do so and that is cruelty . but don’t go around thinking that people who eat meat or eat dairy products are going around kicking every animal they see. just because you eat meat doesn’t make you a cruel person and just because you are a vegan doesn’t make you some wonderful superhuman so shut the fuck up about how wonderful you all are because you don’t eat animal byproducts

also, as a surprising little note, some people just don’t have the financial resources to go vegan. and others literally cannot do so because their digestive system just can’t handle it.

So before you go and tell people they’re horrible for not being vegan, think about this for a second, then just don’t say anything, cause you don’t know their situation.

laugh-addict:

thefamedzombieripper:

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

This is seriously what yahoo payed actual money for. Good buy.

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge